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[-] rickdg@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago

You got a raise? It’s my raise now.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago

i got rent increase notices immediately after every 'covid check' was announced.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Which is why I plan to never move. My rent has never gone up and I keep printing out and signing extensions. I have the laziest landlord ever. Guy can't even be bothered to raise my rent since that would involve some level of work on his part.

[-] dabu@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

He may just be satisfied with you as a tenant and doesn't want to raise the price so you will stay. Not every landlord is a dick.

Or he's just lazy as you said.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Me too! My landlord didn't even ask if I was impacted by covid, or if I was even still employed... He just raised the rent to a level I've never seen before.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Man, I went years without a cost of living increase... I told my landlord this, and that same year he raised my rent over 10% with only 60 days notice. That's illegal in my state on two different levels. I met with an attorney, and the was basically nothing I could do that wouldn't result in me needing to move out.

At the time, the rent was really bad in the city. I could find a comparable place to live, but the moving cost and hassle was too high.

This is how landlords do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago

My landlord keeps getting violations from the HOA, and the HOA is straight up making rules up. I can't sue the HOA for this (which is 100% what needs to happen to get them to stop), because there's a legal layer between the owner and the tenant...

So yes, shit is broken. He refuses to call them out or take legal action against their harassment of my family. This is really obvious stuff, too. The latest violation involves them accusing me of having open flame torches on my patio. I own solar powered LED lanterns. They want to fine my landlord $100 for this.

I told him I won't pay it. They are charging HIM, not me, and there's nothing in my lease or the HOA's CC&R's saying I can't own solar lanterns.

This guy has violated state, federal, and city laws over the last half a decade. He's also a slumlord that never fixes anything. He once made me wait a year to get my front door handle repaired (sure, I could have fought that, but then he'd have just raised my rent.)

I hope he gets fined, and I hope he fucks around, because I've got an attorney ready.

I'm not saying to never take shit from your landlords, everyone... But at some point you have to stand up and tell them to fuck off. Rent is out of control in many cities right now, but that's not an excuse for the often abusive landlord-tenant systems. Landlords should NOT exist.

[-] paradiso@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry you're having to go through that. I've had a nightmare landlord before and it really fucks with your mental wellbeing. Best of luck to you!

I just bought a house from a guy who had been renting it out for thirty years and I'm now in the process of fixing all the shit he neglected during that time. I can't believe that anyone was willing to rent this place for any amount of money, let alone the $1300/mo he had been getting for it. The kitchen ceiling was sagging down a foot in two places and held up literally only by the paint and caulk, thanks to mice - I got showered with mouse poop and urine-soaked ceiling tile material when I demo'ed it. The electrical outlets were all partially blocked by the baseboard radiators, which was probably a good thing because they were all ungrounded 1940s-era receptacles with the hot and neutral wires hooked up in reverse. One light switch caused the circuit breaker to trip as soon as I flipped it. Not a single door in the house could actually be closed (not even the front door) so I had to reset the hinges; one door looked like he had tried to fix the problem using a beaver with dental problems.

He sold the house as "rental ready" and I'm five months into the renovation now. I like to think the house appreciates my being here.

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[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 64 points 1 year ago

They should abolish buy to let mortgages. How is it fair that a renter literally pays for the mortgage by proxy but doesn't have a stake in the home.

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[-] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 44 points 1 year ago

The system is ~~broken~~ working exactly as intended.

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[-] Novman@feddit.it 34 points 1 year ago

I have seen the amount paid in property taxes in USA via Zillow and... It is HUGE. No surpries that rents are so high. Rent have to cover minimum taxes, maintenance and part of house value. These expenses set the minimum value of a rent. But why you have so high property taxes? Cause enterprieses and billionaires don't pay taxes and cause they put their huge capitals also in real estate, raising the prices. The problem is that real estate is a right ( house ), but also an asset.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Taxes are astronomical because prices are inflated because of buy-to-rent.

Taxes on single-family residential properties should be like 50% of land value annually for third-homes and up or homes owned by non-human entities. Make it so fucking expensive to own extra houses that they get unloaded cheap to people who will actually live in them, and at the same time reduce the taxable value of the land because it's selling cheap.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Or u know, live in California where the boomer who owns the house is paying 1200 in property tax.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have seen the amount paid in property taxes in USA via Zillow and… It is HUGE

A snake eating its own tail. Lenders keep cranking out cheap loans, inflating the money supply. Buyers keep bidding up prices, inflating the cost of housing. Municipal governments need the extra cash to fight the endless "crime wave" that mysteriously crests every election cycle, so they're always ratcheting up their spending for larger and more comically overequipped police departments. And then we've got another big economic downturn, so its time to lower interest rates and send out a new wave of cheap loans.

Nobody can afford to have housing prices go down. Just look at what that did to the economy in 2008.

Cause enterprieses and billionaires don’t pay taxes and cause they put their huge capitals also in real estate, raising the prices.

The threat of capital flight (which would leave you with a large number of unpaid and extremely irate police officers) means you can't risk upsetting the ultra-wealthy.

And besides, their job isn't to pay taxes, its to create jobs. They employ people in your town and then the employees pay the taxes. The employees get to see their housing prices rise, so they grumble but don't complain too much. And then you have more money to hire more cops to protect against the latest Crime Wave that just so happens to be paired with a wave of housing foreclosures from lay-offs. So its time to clear the streets, re-list the houses at a higher price, and issue new mortgages with another wave of subprime loans.

If you really want to spice things up, maybe we denominate all our accounts in bitcoin, so we can really start speculating.

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago

Is this 2/3s of income plus tip or is the tip included? Because if you want to save money, tip your landlord less!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but they really deserve that tip. They work really hard, you see. Just the other year my landlord was hard at work promising to paint over a wall he ruined with repairs.

I bet he's going to get it done any day now!

Gosh, maybe it's because my last tip was too low... It's probably my fault.

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

In my area it's more like 13/12ths

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

The other 1/3rd goes to the feds, so they can pay for ~~roads~~, ~~social safety nets~~, nukes, drones, unconstitutional domestic surveillance programs, and Israeli genocide

[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

If you spend 2/3rds of your money on rent, you're living above your means. You can't change my mind. Move.

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

USA? The Midwest. Mountain states. There's a reason wfh folks are making bank out there. You can slowly turn those areas blue too with migration.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

What are they making bank on?

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Literally everyone that is WFH is employed by a tech giant with a high 6 figure salary intended for San Fran market standards, but choosing to live in a shack out in the boonies pocketing the difference. This is definitely stable, viable and repeatable for everyone in America. Go make bank y'all.

Edit: Geez, do I need the /s? Most companies caught onto this shit like 6 months into the pandemic and do cost-of-living salary adjustments for WFH now. Damn near no one is "making bank by moving" any more.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Shit, here I am in the plains states with a WFH job for a firm the next state over, seriously considering moving my family to a more expensive state with less shitty politics. (Or Europe, depending on where I could get a digital nomad visa.) I've got some real concerns about what happens after the elections and I don't feel particularly comfortable being here, with the way that my family looks and my politics are.

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

No jobs and no culture and schools suck.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Ok, boomer.

[-] odama626@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] Alchalide@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Thank God I live somewhere where I can work 32 hours per week as truck driver. I don't even spend a quarter of my income on rent, have a healthy weed addiction and manage to save about 500 euro a month and that while being single.

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[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemmings: In reality it's class warfare. It's the ultra rich vs everyone else.

Also lemmings: Fuck Landlords, fuck the brainwashed Republicans, fuck police, fuck liberals, quit trying to take my parks away, fuck the homeless, I should be able to live anywhere I want, you can't own property!

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Yes, everything sounds stupid when you boil it down to nothing and then conflate it all together.

Read more. Talk less. For your own good.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Lemmy,

I was hoping this community wouldn't get invaded. I was wrong.

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[-] iopq@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's not so simple, my mom purchased a property with her divorce settlement and the return on the investment can be good, but it can also be not as good. She remodeled an Oregon property in Salem and sold it for less than cost later. While she did get rent for it before she sold, she could have saved a lot of effort just buying dividend stocks.

Real estate can be a good investment, but it can be a poor one.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

It shouldn't be an investment at all. It should be used. It's like saying water is a good investment. Sure, if you make it artificially scarce and are okay with a ton of people going without... Nestle.

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

This isn't relevant to the meme at all though.

Also if your asking me to feel bad for someone trying to make a profit off acting as a middleman to a basic human need you're barking up the wrong tree.

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[-] CodeInvasion@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Everyone here loves to complain about landlords without realizing that the majority of single family home landlords (not corporate landlords) are barely making it by too.

Banks are really the ones making criminal amounts of money. 1/3 of rent is typically interest payments. 1/3 of rent then goes to taxes.

For instance, I make $2,900/mo. from rent, but pay $2,800/mo. for the mortgage. I've spent over $8k this year alone on repairs and maintenance. But please continue to complain how landlords are constantly raking in cash. It's typical for a homeowner to pay 1% of the cost of the property per year to maintain it. I will never see a positive cash flow until the mortgage is paid off in 25 years. The only benefit I get by continuing to own the property is the appreciation in equity and principle payments to the mortgage. At the end of the year we will have a -$7k cash flow and $5k equity appreciation. In a HCOL area, that $5k on paper is less than 3% of the area's median yearly salary.

I feel for anyone out there who has a landlord that didn't consider the hidden costs and the fact they should expect to runa negative cash flow, because it's those landlords that also can't afford to fix the house you might be renting.

[-] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you have a highly subsidized mortgage. That's why you're being downvoted. Investments are supposed to have risk. The risk of not making a profit is what you take on when you purchase real estate as an investment. It is not a renters problem whether you are profitable or not.

The only benefit I get by continuing to own the property is the appreciation in equity and principle payments to the mortgage.

Sounds like you're still getting a sweet deal then. Once the mortgage is paid off you will own property outright that you paid very little for compared to it's value.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Dude, someone else is paying your mortgage for you. You know what your tenant get for paying your mortgage? Jackshit.

You are complaining that the home that you rent cost you 7k a year instead of 35k a year. Cry me a river.

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[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 10 points 1 year ago

Lol you have to be trolling

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[-] Amadou_WhatIWant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

100% Land Value Tax redistributed as UBI por favor!!!

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[-] Nobsi@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

LMAO if you pay 66% of your income on rent then you really need to change something in your life.

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