[Image transcription] Three veterinarians in green scrubs manhandle a fluffy white Alpaca in a dark wood-paneled room, a fourth person in a floppy bucket hat assists. It is not clear by the image, but the Alpaca is perfectly safe, being prepared for in vitro fertilization. [end]
Why the fuck?!
As I understood it, they're not doing it the old fashioned way because they're trying to breed alpacas who are more resilient against climate change, and it's easier to send a jar of spunk than to send an entire male alpaca.
But⦠alpacas do it standing up. Why do they need to turn her upside down?
Still raping her.
Manhandle means handling harshly, causing harm. They're just handling.
But they mans
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