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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 85 points 2 years ago

Who doesnt love some salty nuts

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

That ain't too bad as well.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Let's find out!

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

At least he got what he wanted. Here's the sexy m&m

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

M&Ms will never be the same from now on 🌚 nice

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

It's fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would've reacted.

And now?

Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?

Honey I don't care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.

[-] Raz@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Yep, pretty much me now as well 😂.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My testosterone might be low, because I was really hoping for the peanut m&ms haha

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 years ago

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

At this point in my life... IDC 🤷.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I just need to know what to wear

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[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

who's the creator, the image is too low res for me

[-] fadingembers 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

that's nice, such a good artist, the humor is on point as well

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't know, got it from the wild.

And the image is low res, yes.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Your gyms don't have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

They're at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

[-] misophist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

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[-] PennyJim@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Look at the M on their chest, I think it's a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume

[-] RedIce25@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

No more litte Mac

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago

Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

[-] drislands@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No silly, that's the blue M&M.

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