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[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 181 points 10 months ago

21 stone?! I swear you guys will use anything instead of metric

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Actually stone is used by the brits instead of americans

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 66 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

21 stone is approximately 1.54 Americans, by my calculations. Another weird unit of measure but who am I to judge?

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 49 points 10 months ago

I do believe that's the joke.

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago

I was already wondering that. Whether they're Americans or British, they seem to have the same fear of using logical measuring systems like metric

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Haha I don't think it's about fear. It's probably about having hundreds of years of using those measurements, and it being very baked in to the language used between people to communicate.

Nobody wants to have to translate between kg and stone all the time. It's tedious. If you live in a country where all your interactions are going to be in one measurement then you're probably just going to go along with everyone else.

Even down to 'goin down the pub for a pint' being a commonly used phrase which doesn't have the same ring when it's ''goin down the pub for a half litre'.

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[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes. The Brits still use a few non-metric measurements at times. In fact, it was America’s British heritage that got us Americans into the bad habit of using imperial over metric in the first place.

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 57 points 10 months ago

I'm impressed that it only took a quarter of a dozen fortnights.

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[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Stone only makes sense for people used to pounds, shillings and pence. For instance, "This costs 3 pound, 4 shilling and 8", and, "I weight 12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces".

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

I'm glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I'd probably get fatter just out of spite.

[-] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Fine! Fine! I'll go jogging, you bastard!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

For the US users, that's 0.79 Danny DeVitos

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found... Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone... So it's more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

294 lbs for other confused Americans, 133.4 Kg for everyone else that's not British.

[-] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me...

[-] prayer@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

1 stone = 14 pounds ≈ 6 kilo

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[-] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

That's why this is a news article, it's really quite impressive in terms of both weight gained and weight lost.

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[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Had no idea kidney stones were that big

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 10 months ago

This brings me memories of fathate or whatever that fatfobic subreddit was called.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 10 months ago

r/fatpeoplehate

They were so toxic that the site got noticeably better within 24 hours of them being banned.

They all migrated to Voat. Later, people from r/The_Donald also tried to join voat, but the fat hate people were too toxic even for them!

Yeah, they were awful, awful people.

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[-] Kjatten@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Who the fuck measures anythin in stones?

[-] DJKayDawg@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
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[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

How many pebbles in a stone, and stone in a boulder? It's a convenient measurement, I'm sure.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah 😎👉👉

[-] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

He lost a lot of weight and all it took was daily malicious bullying?! How inspirational.

[-] chumbalumber 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not necessarily malicious -- given general humour in this country, it's likely he wanted to lose weight and asked his friend to text him that daily as a form of motivation.

Edit: however, I'd like to point out that consensually being sent that by a friend is fundamentally different to having abuse thrown at you by a stranger on the internet for your body shape.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

So were those stones ugly? Or just too much for his furniture? Why is this so anti-stones?

[-] jana@leminal.space 10 points 10 months ago

He ate them, that's why he was so big. He lost (passed?) them and is now skinny

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

[-] McSudds_@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Most chefs I've known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

[-] el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

And as an ex smoker I can tell you, cigarettes aren't very good at keeping you skinny.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Quitting is pretty good at making you fat tho lmao (speaking from experience)

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[-] xploit@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well it's UK so I'm guessing now the friend goes: "skinny fuck" every day?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago

And they say fat shaming doesn’t work…

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[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Fatpeoplehate still going strong

[-] MistakenBear32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

That's absolutely what these stupid ass type of posts are about.

People just can't help themselves but being assholes about it.

[-] splicerslicer@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

If I was that obese I'd hope to have a friend who cared about me enough to bully me into a healthier lifestyle. there's a difference between being overweight and morbidly obese.

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[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago

Feedback is a gift when properly wrapped.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

So did he lose stones or grow a pair? This is so confusing.

[-] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

To me, I read it as though he decided to lose weight after 6 weeks of his friend texting him. He then decided after 6 weeks, that he will start losing the weight. Yea? Yea I'll go with that

[-] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Did he pay for 1½ month gym membership?

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