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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by spicytuna62@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y'all enjoy.

Edit: Since people are mentioning it - the stat buffs do not matter. I was being silly when I threw those in. But yes, the scale is 0-100.

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Choose the lucky penny and throw it hopping all the other items will fall in your hands

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I need new glasses in general

Give me the glasses

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

The mask would solve all of the world's problems.

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

The frying pan, the penny and the glasses.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

I think the penny is overrated. I don't interpret + 100 to be a guarantee, only that desirable outcomes are much more likely. I see it as a long-term general buff but difficult to direct.

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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
  1. Penny
  2. Glasses
  3. Sleep mask
[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can cook, sleep, shower and make friends easily enough. And being able to run isn't very practical in the modern world so....

Lucky penny and then only using a stock market app twice a month please!

[-] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I have to choose the glasses. They're powerful and they have no activation or cooldown.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

the glasses definitely

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