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Did you learn about this in driving school? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 years ago by jessicasideways to c/196

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Alt text: Point of view is a car at an intersection. One of the traffic lights is on fire.

ejacutastic says "I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL" balalaikaboss says:

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL. SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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[-] StarlightRose 8 points 2 years ago

Not in school, but baphomet and just fae creatures taught me it

Now I can be safe on the road without pissing off the patron gods of trans people

[-] GFGJewbacca@ag.batlord.org 4 points 2 years ago

You really gonna trust the fae about this? They're tricky bastards, I tell you. At the same time, I also don't want to piss of the patron god of trans people, so maybe I should listen.

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

If a traffic light is broken you treat it as a stop sign

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