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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago

And everyone thinks the barbarian is dumb because they keep talking to the wildshaped druid

[-] LennethAegis@kbin.social 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Barb has also not figured it out because their sister marrying a bear made perfect sense to them. Bears are strong, clever creatures, who wouldn't want to marry one?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's effectively every Oath of Redemption paladin.

[-] RockAndGnome@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

This would work great if they have to do a prison break

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

So first of all, this is definitely a violation of the terms of your release… buuttttt… considering the alternative is a horrific death and me being stuck in here with you we’ll… bend… the rules just this once and get out of here

[-] RockAndGnome@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

But theRogue still has to roll persuasion to get the Paladin to give them their weapons back at the start of every fight

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Again? Seriously the list of assaults is getting ridiculous…

1 argument later…

Ok, so this is all the “same” and if I don’t ask for it back right away I don’t have to complete as much paperwork? Hmm…. Alright. Just this… wait…. last time, I mean it.

[-] RockAndGnome@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Ha! Lol. The Paladin just getting more annoyed at the paper work they'll have to do.

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Add in the Rogue only being here because he's friends with the Barbarian and we're set.

[-] Jesus_666@feddit.de 22 points 11 months ago

Alternatively you turn it around and play it like a buddy cop movie: The straight-laced paladin screwed up and ended up breaking the law big time. He's given probation of he does some stuff for the city and the probation officer happens to be the loosest cannon in the entire force.

Cue the rogue constantly operating on "eh, it's probably going to be okay" (and getting his way because he's the actual cop) and the paladin burning half of his spell slots on curing the ulcers he's developing.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Gotta go quest to the third circle of hell to make amends in recovery

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

These are fantastic. Thank you.

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this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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