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[-] PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.

[-] Hyggyldy@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.

[-] TheCookieButter@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I just hope they accurately display the pain in your virtual eyes.

[-] Ketchup@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

Can’t wait for stereoscopic POV shot for an accurate depth perception of the projectile spray !

P.s. How’d you stash away 3500 already. Oh yeah, ain’t nothing but the cost of half a months rent in 2024

Commenting while vomiting right now. Food poisoning fucking sucks.

[-] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 20 points 2 years ago

Proof that god has lost.

[-] Hopps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It got me yesterday too man, still recovering. I was zen'd out of my mind.

[-] eldopgergan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Using a phone when puking seems like a new tiktok trend

[-] Silverstrings 9 points 2 years ago

This take is absolutely deranged and exactly the sort of thing I like to see here.

[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Nah this is false. Ya'll should try doing a heavy barbell squat or deadlift.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but I’m probably listening to a book

[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

You can't possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat

I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you'll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you're such a animal beast like creature who's sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.

[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Vomiting is a zen state unless you are emetophobic :(

[-] Zrybew@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

WTF did I just read

[-] vinceman 2 points 2 years ago

Murder Bryan be on his phone when he's puking.

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