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[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just noticed this yesterday. As a gay man, I find this makes the game even more fun to play. I hope everyone else is enjoying seeing the guys jiggle.

Larian keeps perfecting the game, and I am very impressed with that level of dedication from a gaming company.

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

As a heterosexual man, the game went from utterly unplayable to game of the year. Magic I can suspend my disbelief for. But a lack of johnson physics? That's a step too far.

Finally a truly immersive gaming experience.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'm not gay, and I welcome this change!

Enjoy!

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Love jiggly dicks, so this is certainly welcome!

[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 38 points 2 years ago

Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago

I don't think BG3 has boob physics, though. That or every character has +3 Implants of Toughness.

[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 19 points 2 years ago

Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Tbh. Implants of toughness sound good. It uses a special armor slot. Does it stack with other +3 armor bonuses?

[-] Nihilore@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

You don’t need to censor dicks on lemmy, there’s no algorithm that punishes you because of advertisers here

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's very much appreciated by people who don't want to randomly see genitals in their feed.

[-] scrion@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

That's not supposed to be solved by censorship, though, as that affects people who DO want to see random, artificial dicks flailing around, and your personal preferences should not forcefully be applied to everyone, right?

If it has dicks flopping around in the wind, it should be marked as NSFW, and your client should be set to blur and/or filter those posts. That solves the issue amicably for all parties.

[-] Acters@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Says you, obviously Nihilore loves seeing cock and balls

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

... okay, but the article and image are Kotaku's...

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

If it makes it better, the video isn't censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 years ago

Now give me a thrusting animation so I can stand on boxes in front of NPCs and slap them with my floppy dongus.

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Franzia 30 points 2 years ago

I paid for the game and I will jiggle my balls in it

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

Every game should have ball physics in it. I find DIRT 4 and Battlefield 1 lacking in this regard.

[-] chumbalumber 7 points 2 years ago

When will chess add jiggle physics for the kings smh

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

One could say the update has that in common with your comment.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So you also think the update is pointlessly stupid?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, I think the update covered many things that were far from pointless, most of which did not involve johnson jiggle physics. I do, however, think that the initial comment in this chain was entirely pointless.

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

When two things have an attribute in common, does that attribute only apply to one of the things?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
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