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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 111 points 11 months ago

The LGBTQ does not steal your money, they steal your sex!

[-] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 61 points 11 months ago

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dang LGBTQ came by and turned me gay. Now I can't stop fantasizing over other women! I mean, gestures wildly up and down

[-] boringbisexual 31 points 11 months ago

That's fine. I'm not using it right now anyway.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

They don't want your money, honey, they want your love

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Aw, that's lovely ๐Ÿฅฐ

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 106 points 11 months ago

True story, the US is a state founded by immigrants.

[-] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

If anything that's an argument against immigration, considering what happened to the people that lived there before

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Too bad the US is not what the natives made it to be ๐Ÿคท... they didn't like what the immigrants did, but money is a very powerful thing.

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[-] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

no no, I'm not the child of immigrants! I'm iTaLiAn AmeRiCan, gosh.

/s

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Illegal immigrants, no less.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And before the decade-long process of today, even the legal immigrants had it way easier.

Want to be an American? Great*, get on a boat, avoid icebergs, get off the boat at a port of entry, and talk to someone who will misspell your name.

^* ^Experiences ^may ^vary ^based ^on ^the ^foreign ^scapegoat ^at ^the ^time.

[-] Fal@yiffit.net 39 points 11 months ago

Immigrants. I always knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 2 points 11 months ago

Settle down, chairman moe! But, just to nitpick, what he says sounds a lot more like "immigants" to me. Which when I originally saw the scene, was the icing on the cake.

[-] Arcity@feddit.nl 36 points 11 months ago

Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Exactly. normally when we think "immigrants" we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Is this loss

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

this is a both-sides argument, and therefore wrong.

because i can convey my point in a short phrase, i am therefore the winner.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Willer@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

bruh this is the worst 4 panel ive seen this week

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

If by 'worst' you mean 'bravest' and 'truest' and 'most important' then I agree

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 23 points 11 months ago

Making fun of rightoids sure is brave on this site...

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don't believe victims

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Making fun of conservatives on a largely liberal-communist website, damn nothing braver than that lol

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Aren't liberals and communists bitter enemies?

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sorry I'll try to illustrate this better.

Liberal ----> Communist

As in, anything to the left of conservative which is the majority user base of the lemmy community. Yes I'm aware liberals are capitalists still, don't try to play these stupid games you know what I meant.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not trying to play any stupid games, I'm asking you a question.

No need to get rude about it.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You're asking a question meant to illustrate that I don't know what I'm talking about because you didn't understand my original comment or you are trying to discredit me because you believe I'm conservative. I'm not, I just think the meme itself is derivative and doesn't understand the POV of conservatives. They aren't convinced gay people have all the money, they just hate LGBT people in general because they're bigots and believe the economy is shit for different reasons entirely.

Strawman arguments seem to be a commonality everywhere, it's not really useful outside of circle jerking that you're smart and no one else is.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I think you are overthinking my comment.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Political comics are hard to critique because people see it as an attack on the message and not the abysmal quality.

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

The funniest part is how the artist felt the need to write "the left" and "the right" on the characters as if this highly intellectual commentary is too subtle to understand without help. We've reached below the point of crappy editorial cartoons.

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I think the content is good. The art feels a little rough, not sure if it is a style or not. If the original author is new at this stuff, this is pretty good. Everyone has to start somewhere.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Louis Armstrong with his brother Lance Armstrong back in 89 both went to the moon. All so you could have smaller computers and political posts like this :/

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

I removed and moan as much as the next bloke, but yeah that comment hit me right in the soul (assuming I have one).

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[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

When are we gonna stop demonizing the other half of population, start understanding they may be right right at something and I may not be right about everything. People unite ๐Ÿค

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"See we should all just come together and agree to believe what I believe. You should just accept that sometimes you're wrong, even though I haven't presented any evidence. If we agreed, we wouldn't be fighting; therefore the charitable thing for you to do is to cause us to agree by changing your opinion to match mine"

[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I think once ppl unite we'll find out we need no old guy in a suit telling us what's the right thing to do for 4 years long and begin working on a parlament were truly wise individuals have their voice and a wide variety of professors are finnally listened. But we are too many to fit in a proportionally representative parlament and the only solution I see is dissolution of all big states into county governments and form only temporary intercity alliances.

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[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 points 11 months ago

People prefer circlejerking instead of trying to understand each other.

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