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[-] ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The name of the tool doesn't matter, the subject of the OP is still a sinner 👹

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

I recommend SQLitany when flexing your cross joined faith in the DB (daily bread).

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminder that alchemy didn't go away, it evolved into modern chemistry. So of you think alchemy is occult then you better take a good look at all the engineered chemicals around you and either accept your place in hell or go live in a cave.

[-] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hehe. I get it. But it's not really true. It's like saying a horse evolved into a car or an Ox into a tractor. Just because it replaced it or did the same job doesn't mean it's related or the initial thing didn't go away. Alchemy is putting together random substances to create gold. Chemistry is backed by science and rooted in reality. It's probably closer related to cooking (where you also mix substances) than to alchemy 😉 Pseudoscience didn't do away, but I'm positive alchemy did.

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Fair point!

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Is there a link to the original post? I want to see the replies. Unfortunately I can't find it.

[-] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My favourite is a forum question about a first-person shooter called "Still Not Dead" where you are chased by zombies, floating skulls and spiders carrying upside-down crucifixes: Does this have any satanic references in it?. Good quotes:

I would buy the game if it didn't have any of that stuff in it.

I already told you why, I hate 666 and pentagrams

Preach!

We definitely need more games changed. I consider it to be the major victory when we petitioned that satanic game DOOM to be changed and got Super 3D Noah's Ark

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

"Duke kills aliens which arent real and saves babes, chivalry" might be the funniest thing I've ever read

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