20

First poop, then the titan submarine and now beans?

top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] BootlegHermit@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Meh, all these meme-posts are trying way too hard to create some sort of in-joke. Not sure why, as the in-"jokes" from elsewhere are generally shitstains on the communities they occur in.

[-] UnhappyCamper@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

This when I'm happy to stick to my subscriptions and avoid seeing everything.. Reddit has made me so sick of memes and shit posts. Not gunna lie, I'm a bit bummed out it's making waves here as well, but again luckily I can stick to my subs..

[-] mrbigmouth502@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Agreed. I was hoping Reddit's in-joke culture wouldn't make it here. sigh

But when did the narwhal bacon?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

If you think about it, beans look like tiny submarines. And I suppose not pooping for 3 days is a bit like not coming above the surface for a long period. It'll all make more sense in a later episode.

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'd say poop goes down trough the stomack, and the titan went down to the bottom of the ocean. Beans cause poop. My conclusion is that this has gone full circle.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I can't argue with any of that.

[-] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 8 points 1 year ago

I've missed the reason for the beans.

For people out of the know: the poop was because a person asked for help how not to poop for 3 days because he had no access or didn't want to during a hike.
The Titan submarine because their visit to the Titanic was prolonged indefinitely/they wanted to meet the victims in person.
The beans I'm curious for, so if anybody knows...

[-] ArtieShaw@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

My guess is that r/beansinthings migrated as a group and started shitposting. It's funny at first, but quickly becomes either a sad waste of beans or unpleasantly disgusting. If I'm being honest it' usually a combination of the two.

[-] HappySerf@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Hiking means endless opportunities to poop! SMH, somebody is doing it all wrong.

[-] lowdownfool@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Nothing more human than shittin' in the woods.

[-] exscape@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It wasn't for a hike:

I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

But also:

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

https://kbin.social/m/asklemmy@lemmy.ml/t/78689/I-need-to-survive-for-3-days-without-pooping-and

[-] Jon-H558@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

because americans realise they actually do want to be British afterall some 250 later and eat the great british baked bean

[-] rodhlann@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Eyes tea threateningly

[-] Ski@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Happy unindependence day.

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

The great bean revolution

[-] kaupas24@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

The great bean revolution

[-] Clairvoidance@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

It's kbean after all

[-] xc2215x@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Who knows honestly.

[-] spuddaddy@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Here's the poop scoop

I have no idea about the beans, but I'm also curious.

[-] tunetardis@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently, it's an American thing, though my Canadian daughter was showing off her beans on toast yesterday which left my puzzled and googling.

[-] Doom_Cough@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

It was so much more innocent when it was pineapples on mastodon a few years back... Never understood that one either.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
20 points (100.0% liked)

Moving to: m/AskMbin!

76 readers
1 users here now

### We are moving! **Join us in our new journey as we take a new direction towards the future for this community at mbin, find our new community here and read this post to know more about why we are moving. Thank you and we hope to see you there!**

founded 1 year ago