Steve is Steve.... sounds too convenient to be true.

Faulty operating system with an army?

I'm not nerd enough! Obviously thinking of a colonel in distress, but everytime I read colonel I think of a middle school friend who would not believe me that it's not pronounced "ko low null"

Creativity is not equally distrubuted in your regime. Does not seem very communist to me.

sup dude

a man should clean himself

Kobayashi's long last brother?

Probabalt zepplin like someone else said, but I was thinking more like a final fantasy airship.

Zeppelin

Gotta have those calcium programms

Clever. I actually read it as freewifihotspots before seeing your comments.

Um... Dim Sum but I get my choice of married women? Sexy I guess.

I can't remember any characters named ryuko, but sound familiar. in a bastardization it can be girl/young dragon.

a small russet potato! and 08, would be a bit young if it was when you were born, so when you graduated school? Could just be a number of course