I've done this once or twice. Sometimes nature calls at very inconvenient times.

There are also some phobias involved here. It's very common to be afraid of close and tiny spaces and heights, even literally afraid to fly, which is translated to be inside something that flies. A lot of people travels for business and have asshole bosses, so I can't blame them for being in the rush to get some place in time.

fuck planes

As god is my witness I do not understand why anyone complains about this. There are many good reasons to stand up and try to get off the plane quickly, and it hurts almost nobody (unless you get in someone else's way, but that won't happen unless the other person gets up early as well).

I'm going to keep standing anyway. Have fun sitting there.

Almost like speedrunning cabinet near bed, which speedrunners hit with legs, so they can skip waking-up animation.

As soon as it lands? Wouldn't you get flung forward by the deceleration?