Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

This is the best way I could've every gone.

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

Be yourself I guess

Interesting.

Following this man to the gates of hell.

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

I died who I am

sticky and horrid

there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

Guess I'll need to beware

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

I‘m just the average normal guy

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

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