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[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 28 points 1 year ago

will be chastised with severe chastisement

Yo dawg, we heard you like chastisement

[-] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Chastisement level: severly chastised

[-] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Maybe don't try to make programming language jokes out of the concept of systematic rape?

[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 17 points 1 year ago

You can also just read it and see the post for what it is, instead of whatever you're doing. It's a funny joke around Rust.

[-] sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Point taken, but Big Tech systematically does equally bad things while disguising them behind DevRel, so I think it's justified to poke fun at that.

[-] Adramis 8 points 1 year ago

"Truly an ancient language!" 8 years old.

C: Am I a joke to you?

[-] demesisx@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

GHC to Rust:

Lower your flags and march straight back to Mountain View, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

[-] HowMany@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

A hundred different languages all doing the same thing... making the hardware 'work'. Some programmer has a "better idea" and all the while the architecture remains the same. ish. What's the point?

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Who is the Scot who dares oppose this?

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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