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[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Bro she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer, if her lips were unnaturally large and bloated, if her nails were as long as a Therizinosaurus, if her cheeks were sucked into her mouth and none existent, if her jaw was sharp and defined enough to sharpen a blade, if her hair was an obscure color like hot pink, if her hips to butt ratio was so large that if she was a normal person I would feel pity and put her down.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I think the argument is that we are oblivious and do respond all the time to well-done makeup without realizing it, but finally notice the edge cases where it’s poorly done.

I don’t have the data to verify that but will stipulate to being oblivious about such things

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[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

I couldn't even tell you from memory what my wife's eyelashes look like, and I've been an avid student of her face for over twenty years.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

I guess you failed your class

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[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

For me there's an inverse relationship with makeup and hotness. I think women wear makeup for other women. I like my partner regardless of how much face paint she puts on, but maybe that's just me.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

a yes, because woman only need to wear thing that man this is hot

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Unironically yes, that's why women have legs, because men find them hot. If we didn't why would woman have leg?

[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

yeah well I don't think they're doing it to be hot to guys (which is actually easy as shit anyways) you know.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

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no dude has ever said

man she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer

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[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact: Men naturally have longer eyelashes than women

[-] lipilee@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] frezik@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

Which is true, but the male gaze is at work here. Makeup isn't necessarily about attracting men.

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's not and that's completely fair but when it gets to this come on

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