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[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.

6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.

I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.

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[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.

[-] SwissJackalope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Time to disrupt the gravel market

[-] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

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[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

[-] Jesse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

7 isn't clear on the definition of empty.

for all we know, anything with air isn't "empty".

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[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.

With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!

~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[-] Kaliax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...

[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[-] Lolors17@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Apart fron all the others, number 7 seems kinda useful.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yep. This cup has the ball in it because I can see inside the others. Give me my $20.

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

1 and 8 might be the same

4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

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[-] bakachu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

[-] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

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