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Why does the farmer's dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?
He's herd them all
"Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a ..."
*impatient growls from stage left*
"Come on, I've herd you all before."
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
Why didn't the farmer want snakes on his farm?
He was lactose intolerant.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is this joke?
Corned beef.
What did the plant say to their friend they hadn't seen in ages?
Long thyme no see.
Stardew: Mussolini edition. Now you control the railroad, and the trains run on thyme.
Why didn't the farmer invest in security?
Because their potatoes had eyes and corn had ears.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the banana split?
...
...
(I forgot the answer; please someone help!)
Where should you take a cow on a first date?
The moo-vies!
Feature request for 1.6
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Now, when I put a hat on the alien rarecrow, I shall think of it as the fields medal.
Why wouldn't a farmer laugh at any jokes?
Because all the jokes were very corny.
But my golden eggs make for such a good yolk!
"No yokes for my cows, though," I till mysilf.
Brb, gotta finish a cheesy yolk.*
*AKA omelette
Congrats! You won the key! I will send you a private message with the key. Have fun with it!
Thanks
What did the pumpkin need after falling down?
A pumpkin patch!
Pierre gave me a bug report about my veggies.
Linus tried to help but I told him he's a stupid old git and shoed him away.
The Wizard was no help. Terrible UI.
One hopeless winter I gazed into the void and he gave me an accessibility tool. But it wouldn't burn the bugs.
The Dwarf disavows private property. I think he's Stallman in disguise. But he still didn't help me.
Willie helped me navigate C, but all I found was golden walnuts and a talking parrot.
I checked the 'forge; still no fix.
Shane offered beer, but it had copyright restrictions so I couldn't stomach it.
Vincent wanted to help, but his mom doesn't like it when he gets dirty.
I even tried a grassroots solution, but my chickens ate it up in exchange for valuable yolks.
The Stars did not help; the deadline Due...
In the end I fixed it with a pumpkin patch.
Mighty generous of you! Great game to play
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
This thread is a goldmine of jokes.
What do you call a dyslexic unarmed farmer?
** this joke has been rated mature for stardew and removed **
How do you catch a unique chicken?
Unique up on it!
The best thing after a long day of working out in the field is bringing your dirty hoes inside
"Your iridium hoe is ready."
"She's called Abigail and she's a princess."
-- stolen shamelessly from the internet, somewhere
Why did the farmer get lost in his own field?
Because he was corn-fused!
:woot: I already have a copy, but wanted to thank you for doing this!
Whoever wins: don't forget to put water in your pet's bowl, and do not extinguish Linus' campfire - that's just mean!
You can extinguish their fire?
:shame-face: I did it by accident once, I was trying to give Linus a present and .... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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