So much body-shaming in this thread, I had to make sure I wasn't back on reddit. Fuckin' incels.

Carter Pewterschmidt did it first

🤮

Tony ~~Stark~~ Bark has entered the chat.

what id give to crowbar his dumb dr evil face

Billionaires really need to take a cue from Ty Warner (the Beanie Babies mogul and still pretty contemptible) and stay the fuck off social media.

You don't get to be sympathizable once your extreme gains are assuredly ill-gotten. You get to hide in your mansion, swim in your lucre like Scrooge McDuck, and have your marketing team filter and massage your outgoing public announcements.

Come to my worksite Jeff. We'll toughen up those soft hands in a week.

I also would write this garbage if I got paid by Bozo like Vogue.

She sees things that other people don't see.

Like Jess Bezos' penis.