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They asked for it.
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Works better with shredded coconut on top.
Easy there, Satan.
Toasted to a golden brown.
If you wanted something more fun and less gross, put one or two pieces of skittles or whatever candy, and see who gets it.
There's a classic French traditional cake with a coin hidden in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cake -- at least my local variation uses a coin rather than a bean or figurine.
Was that tradition started by dentists
I was going to say... replace "toenail" with "plastic baby" and you've just described a marti gras tradition.
I blame the Romans.
Nah.... The jacked up jelly beans... Like the ones that taste like farts. Use those instead.
I like this. Edible and safe but will taste hilariously bad.
Not that anyone asked but If you like short stories Tolkien wrote one called the Smith of Wootton Major about a magic cake bauble.
"Hello Jimmy. Before you sits a home-made cake. To your left, there are party-goers, waiting for their cake. To your right, there is a trash can. You can feed the guests the cake, but there is a chance they will get the toenail. If you throw the cake away, you will never be invited to the family gathering ever again. Choose carefully."
Bro forget the cake, you're not getting invited to a family gathering again because you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're.
Edit: he fixed them! Kudos to the other commenter for explaining it! He is better than me
Four chances to get it right and all were wrong. I wouldn’t be so quick to point it out but that was impressive
Honestly that's the only reason I said anything. If would have just been one or two I would have left it alone... But four and otherwise perfect English? Had to be done.
Please take a moment:
They're - they are (the ' replaces the space and the a)
Their - belongs to them
There - not here
Thanks for explaining. I went and fixed it.
wow ifeel like godzilla
On the one hand, I'd get to feed people toenails. On the other hand, I don't want to go to family gatherings.
How about I just let you know when it comes out
Crunchy!
Easy, it's on my toe.
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They said bring a dessert and a game to the party...
An image is shown depicting a white frosted cake with green icing text stating "FIND THE TOENAIL"
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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