You can't reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can't reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.
We are not the same.
Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.
Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag
People of average height:
I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.
It's a secret. I can't tell you.
You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?
A tease.
A tease.
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I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?
They're too tall for the bottom shelf.
It's cloudy up there
Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.
They're too tall for the bottom of the bowl.
People who need glasses
the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well
Also for nosightedness
as well as being blind and constipated
I can't see shit because I have shit eyesight
Fair enough.
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