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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[-] deathfoam@infosec.pub 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

J'nathan
Lester
Krang
Schawghn - pronounced Sean
Sponk - halfway between Spock and Spunk
Clippy
Korn
Hootenanny
Dan-The-Man - short for Danimal-The-One-And-Only-Manimal
Skeet

[-] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Rizz

Slaydolf

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Chodebert

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[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Severus.

[-] FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.

Kevinz Frankz Markz

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

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[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

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[-] bermuda@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Pubert

[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

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[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

I'm upset that I pronounced that correctly without your explanation.

[-] zartcosgrove@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

Sh'artgnan

[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Philbert

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[-] jmes@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

Lemmy

[-] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 2 years ago

Mike Cox

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[-] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 2 years ago

Adolf Hitler

[-] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 9 points 2 years ago

Well, Adolf has to be up there.

[-] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Richard Dickson

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[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 9 points 2 years ago

💩. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".

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[-] abclop99@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Preserved Fish

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

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[-] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark

https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Something with emojis is sure to never go out of style:

B😉bby

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[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Raye Pember.

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

William Joseph James Robert.

It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Based off the Jeffs I've known... Jeff.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Batman bin Suparman

[-] Cyanity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023

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