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[-] rubythulhu 88 points 2 years ago

i meant it when i said -9. fuck that process.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 33 points 2 years ago

Chaotic evil: Send SIGSEGV

[-] alr@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 18 points 2 years ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

I love making the kernel a liar.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

You can send any signal manually including SIGSEGV and SIGABRT

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 65 points 2 years ago

Yes but sometimes their kids just talk forever, or they themselves just ignore the reality that their time has come, and we've got places to be. So the nice request comes with a deadline.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 points 2 years ago

And don't push your luck or I'll go get Mr. Sysrq Reisub.

[-] alr@programming.dev 29 points 2 years ago

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: "kill process or sacrifice child."

[-] Ferk@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

be nice

What niceness level exactly?
The most nice I can be in my system is -20.. but being too nice to one process leaves others with less time and resources in their life.

[-] fsniper@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't ever imagine to shed a tear for the processes I have killed in my whole life. I feel like a homicidal maniac.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

Some advice for process parents. Don't be that kinda process that zombifies your children instead of letting them go, it's very annoying and unhealthy.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Bob decides he's had enough shit and enters D state, never to return.

[-] BigBlackCockroach@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

So I just type "term -9 509684" instead of "kill -9 509684"?

got it!

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

won't someone please think of the children

this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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