17
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] SingularEye 7 points 1 year ago

post the ytp here when it's done please

[-] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Change all things to have I as a prefix, and all be priced separately

[-] nekomusumeninaritai 6 points 1 year ago

Just change all the boxes so they all read “Chat GPT-4.”

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Missing layers & components include:

  • Dynamic Crop Rotation
  • Unified Working Class
  • Object-Oriented Subject-Verb Harmonizer
  • Polyamorous Hedron Layer
  • Twin-Camera Sitcom Builder
  • Beef Byproduct Coprocessor
  • "The Cheesegolf" (details subject to NDA)
  • Soft-Sector Formatter
  • Chunk Guzzler
  • BEEPERS (Biomimetic Exo-Exa-Polygon Extrusion Randomization Service)
  • Phil

Also, the bottom layer is incorrectly labeled as "CORE OS". The intended term is CoreO's™, the latest in high-definition breakfast cereal.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago
[-] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's processed by the Non-judgmental Stack of Federated Workers (NSFW).

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

More like nine judgemental workers looking at your telemetry data, but the acronym doesn't work....

[-] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I read the middle line as "Foveated Reindeer" the first time with out my glasses, so maybe rename the boxes to be about Christmas magic that allows Santa's Christmas powers to work...

[-] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

iOS Framework.
Naughty/Nice Framework Multi-app 3D engine Spatial Chimney Engine Foveated Reindeer Real-Time Countdown System Christmas OS

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna make the guy say "a real-time execution engine that guarantees execution of each person looking at you"

Also the YTP is about "Apple Pro" which straps a big apple in front of your face

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Flex tape between the boxes

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
17 points (100.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

32445 readers
866 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS