I don't need a survey for that.
Only a cavatappi would say that -.-
Fun fact: cavatappi was originally named after Adriano Celentano, the Prisencolinensinainciusol guy.
Spaghetti, straight until it gets wet
"Select Your Dream Bedroom To Discover What Type of Tampon You Are"
Well, what kind of pasta are you?! This is important!
Farfalle
Gnocchi
Those are nefarious data collecting mechanisms, not good to do them.
Where's the survey link, OP???
I am a tortalone
I am a linguine.
I never understood how anyone found those remotely interesting. Maybe they're just supposed to be funny but... I don't know. I don't get it. Always just seemed like taking an assortment of questions and stretching the implications of one's answers to the point of incredulity in order to shoehorn them into one of the set outcomes.
Like a choose your own adventure book where the outcomes only have the faintest connection to your choices.
Judt sign up with your email at the end so they can show you your results ...on the webpage.
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