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[-] algorithmae@lemmy.one 93 points 1 year ago

"With the 'plenty of feedback' the company received following the leak, Sievert said that T-Mobile has learned that this 'particular test sell isn't something that our customers are going to love.'"

Who the fuck "loves" paying more for the same service? Why isn't that painfully obvious? How can I get a job making such braindead decisions for ridiculous amounts of money?

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 year ago

Service corporation strategy in 2023:

  1. Plan a change that's obviously bad for customers but good for profit

  2. Hope no one notices

  3. When people notice, try to spin it as a positive

  4. If 3 fails, determine if enough people would leave to care

  5. If you'll lose money, walk it back and act like you're acting in the interest of your customers by canceling the change that only the company wanted in the first place

4 and 5 are optional if you're actually a monopoly.

[-] ElectroNeutrino@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Wait until the news cycle rolls over and implement a similar plan anyway.
[-] snooggums@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

Step one: be wealthy and have wealthy friends.

[-] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 32 points 1 year ago
[-] Nougat@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Step three: Fascism.

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago

But didn't you hear? It's not a price increase! It's just a switch to a different plan that gives you the same service and incidentally happens to cost more. Totally different!

[-] raptir@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago

I mean to be fair the plan I would have been migrated to does include more, like Netflix. I just don't want those extras and it wouldn't be worth it regardless.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Go into PR. You just need to be fine having feces pouring out of your mouth 24/7 as you lie, then try to cover it up to minimize the damage, but because every company is doing it it's "normal" and a "critical business function".

Appalling.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"Whoops, you weren't supposed to catch us"

[-] redeyejedi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When we called Customer Service about this they pretended like they didn't know what we were talking about and wanted to know where we heard that information from.

[-] Bearigator@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago

I've worked adjacent to customer service people in a call center. Honestly, they might not have known. Call centers are frequently terrible about giving their reps news BEFORE customers start calling in about it. Plus, low level call center reps generally aren't exactly star employees and may or may not pay attention when told things.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can second this. The company my company works for usually informs us about implementations AFTER theyve been implemented. If they even tell us at all.

[-] Jestzer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or shitty companies tell their employees to deny any claims made about the situation.

[-] Bearigator@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

That is possible, though from my limited experience (2 call centers) companies won't tell Customer Service reps to deny knowledge of something that is public knowledge. They will have some sort of carefully constructed public statement instead. And most reps don't care enough to do anything besides repeat the statement, possibly verbatim.

[-] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
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