I sometimes remember this, but then I get to the store and a cheesecake is $17 and I suddenly remember I don't actually need it that bad
I am a slut for cheesecake
Oh my goooooood……
Unfortunately I need to be gluten free.
Which makes it a $35 cheesecake thats also smaller. Fuck you shoprite, and fuck you gastrointestinal system in my body.
I know the pain. Reminds me of my last road trip, where the best hot food option available was a pizza place that charged an extra $4 for a chickpea crust. $19 for a tiny, shittier pizza. No, thanks. Doritos and soda FTL.
That's way too much for cheesecake, who's your cake guy?
Then you do it, and your body punishes you for it this time, instead of your parents.
I remember one time as a young adult eating a cake for dinner, paired with a large beer.
I realized in the midst of my severe tummy ache that perhaps there are reasons why my parents didn't let me do such things 😆
Yeah, your body will only accept so much sugar before everything gets out of whack
But can you consume the cake without suffering consequences?
The consequence is that there won't be any cake left, right?
The me with cake in me is a better me than the me without cake in me. There is no suffering from cake.
Ah but you see I bike there, which means that it is healthy! Fitness is my passion.
I can do it without a car.
As an adult I've had enough stomach aches, and gained enough belly fat, and developed enough of a palette, to viscerally dislike eating lots of cake.
The child in me screams for cake
The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto
Pouring one out for all the folks out there who have to get in a car to go to a bakery
Yeah! I get baked at home!
Can also bake one.
On top of probably tasting better, it's also more fun.
I something want to do this but then I realize I can make a better cake myself.
what's the relevance of the car. who is selling cakes in their car? do they eat the cake in the car? is this an american thing?
option C)
Instead of "I will do such-n-such", they have to say "I will get in my car and do such-n-such"
Except the beetus demon.
One time I was promised cake if I just did a series of tests on a prototype, though the tests seemed more like they were testing my problem solving skills rather than the prototype itself.
Anyways, the cake was great, so delicious and moist.
It was overall a very rewarding experience that I recommend everyone sign up for.
I actually installed it this week to give it another go, this timing is golden haha
I'm trying to nudge my daughter into playing it, but I guess I shared too many other interesting looking games with the family. A Game About Digging A Hole caught her eye first lol.
I had a patient who almost died from acute pancreatitis after eating 3 pounds of fudge in one sitting. So your pancreas may not stop you from buying or eating the cake, it can definitely stop you from doing it twice.
when i first moved out, i realized i could fry and eat an entire pound of bacon in one night. i found out that just because you can, doesnt mean you should. lmao
Nice try cake making industry.
Forgetting is sometimes a survival instinct
Every time I see this meme, I get sad that there's nobody selling cake in my car. But also glad, because why would they be in there?
The death of innocence is reaching the point where you could do that, but it wouldn’t even make you happy because of health reasons.
You could make one too.
This is one of the best parts of adulthood. And drinking out of the milk carton. Often these things go together. 😉
It’s 2026. I can literally say, “hey Siri order me a chocolate cake” and a chocolate cake will be delivered to me in 15 to 20 minutes.
Now that I think of it, right now is the perfect time for a chocolate cake…
Huh …. Then I remember all those cakes I made as a kid with my moms help were so much better than crap from a grocery, but I no longer have time or practice to do that
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