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ExcUse mE siR i orDerED my penIS 30 minUteS ago
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Holy shit that text is his voice
I, uh... what?
He's got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
Might take a little more, but I'm pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
What in the actual fuck?
Now that's pure comedy right there.
Now me go peepee. Me maybe lucky me do peepeepoopoo
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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