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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I hope it's not Rapey Jesus on the other side this time!

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Doing the "who are you" bit when you wake up might be more amusing and easier to pull off (considering you don't normally know when you're going to pass out)

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Beam me up, Scotty!"

[-] Vodik_VDK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Anesthetic awareness."

[-] Misconduct@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Kind of a dick move don't you think?

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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“Who farted?”

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If anything goes wrong, tell my wife that I forgot to do the laundry.

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