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I'm just posting random pictures of my cock.
Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.
well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored
Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no character.
See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It's for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
Soooooo can i hire you for dickpics or....
I need this set up for my dick pics.
Make it look huge
Yeah, clearly not a lot of photographers in here.
I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".
.... this is confusing to me.
Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
...hrm.
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.
That does actually make sense, as a tactic.
You basically called everyone's bluff.
... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.
One is a ball gag.
Another is ... you can actually change.
Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.
No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.
So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.
I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.
I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.
... a saying that occasionally pops up as one of the rotating headline banners, on dbzer0:
It Is No Measure of Health To Be Well-Adjusted to a Profoundly Sick Society.
Krishnamurti.
https://kfoundation.org/it-is-no-measure-of-health-to-be-well-adjusted-to-a-profoundly-sick-society/
Now I can't say I'm familiar enough with Krishnamurti to blanket agree with everything he ever said, but that, that quote? Yes.
Addendum:
I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.
... send me your nudes >:D
Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.
How do you want me? Also, without undies too?
I mean, if you're sending nudes, I would love a DM! lol
Send me whatever you were going to send them.
... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?
And addendum: think I uglified as fuck since as well, so your funeral xD
After I get alone time home.
Personally, think I was just going to post myself in underpants? Even I'm not that you know.
I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"
Buncha hosers!
Then you have the American getting an STD from their fin Dom and blaming it on the Canadian
This weirdly looks like it could happen...
Eh? What are you on aboot?
we hit land in an hour, why?
also how could you tell, that's kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill
No I’m on sandals
Oh, sorry.
This would win brownie points
That's... not how it works in other countries?
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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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