Who would've thought that deporting Zensursula to Brussels would cause this? /s
I exhaled slightly stronger than usual through my nose. Well done
Who is bottom right? A politician who passed an unpopular internet law?
EU passed a new chat-control law. They want to spy on our private messages. Ursula von der Leyen (depicted bottom right) is president of the EU commission.
Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission
Is this how we can finally make ourselfs heard? π€
As a non-euro, this one took me a while. The myth of consensual chat.
I didn't get it either till i read your comment... for those still in the dark it's about
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our politicians reading our chats.
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Can we get own ~~FBI~~ EU-BI agent too, who is vigorously throwing away their headphones while he was eavesdropping?
Is there any open source software for managing your agents? Between Frank from FBI and Mateusz from Europol it's getting difficult to manage
Ahhh yes, it's 20:00 - my favourite eavesdropper is on duty!
Just market it as "European UBI."
Everyone will go for European ~~Universal Basic Income~~ Union Bureau of Investigation
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