ummm, humans were invented by God to be American, own cars, and take barbiturates.
god fucked up
Idk, I wouldn't say humans were made for barbiturates. Opiates on the other hand...
If we didn’t evolve to have gay sex why are gays so good at sex? QED.
i don't believe you, i'm going to need to perform some hands-on experimentation to prove this hypothesis
so true bestie. if i dont have at least 2 gay sex every day god is going to smite me from this earth for denying my nature
Stressful, isn't it? We can help each other out
I guess global warming is just a capitalist plot to keep us from hibernation.
It's seriously so ridiculous that we took our evolutionary design this far away. Like that "every day we stray further from God" - every day we really do stray further from what we are designed to be good at.
God made humans dumb... its fun watching all the shit we do from above
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