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I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
Why -5? This, this is shitposting.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as "The Penguin Which Brings Doom." As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Farewell!
With love,
Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom
I love this so much
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I'm not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
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Goddamn. This is a brutal nailing of an entire class of people. Even though I am way too close to being in it, I cannot but applaud.
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it's more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.
I'm doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.
This is one of my libraries:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
my educational (f)art project
Lol ok you said one funny thing
What
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Sometime between November 5th 2024 and Jan 20th 2025 I decided I had better replace my ailing laptop before something drove prices up. I was debating between the 32G of RAM I needed and the 64G I wanted. I am really glad I splurged back then. The way costs have gone between tariffs and AI's demand for braaainz (plus the fact that vibe coders don't make any account for efficiency or specs) it feels like I practically got it for free.
I'm happy both my PCs have 32 😅.
Laptop is at 16 but the expansion slot is broken so it is what it is. 16GB on linux is alright for me though.
I did splurge on a 2TB 990Pro SSD though, that I am so happy about!
I'm still getting by with the machine I built in 2016 with what I thought was a beefy 16GB of RAM. Hopefully I can get some cheap parts and build something better after the AI bubble bursts.
16 is fine. I still use a laptop with 4 when I'm traveling
My main laptop is also 16GB. It's from 2017 and was one of the last models left that had an incorporated DVD-player. It still runs so well I have no plans to replace it. I will mourn it when it goes. It's been so hassle-free
It also has a separate input for your mic. Green for headphones, red for mic.
I used to believe that if I didn't have video games, I would wither up and die. Then, it was a computer that I needed to survive. Then a phone, and that's important now because I preach our lords, Jesus Christ and Joseph Smith, but honestly, if ever found myself in a prisonous hell, I would transition back into a woman so at least I could be pretty for all those naughty men, cuz I'm definitely going to the sex fiend ward, I realize now.
You seem to be on the right track, but get your meds man 😅.
Btw who the fuck is joseph and jesus?
weren't they a folk trio in the 70s with Mary?
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i would sell them and retire
My home server still has 96GB. At this rate i might shut it down and call it my retirement plan
Right over the last 5 years I think I bought about 4-5k of ram and storage. Which is a lot but I think at today's rates I could flip it for 50k. I'm extremely tempted to do so cause prices have to come down right, but knowing my luck this will all be worth 500k in a few years and I'll never be able to buy it again.
I say hoard it unless there's an emergency where you need money.
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My main rig has 64 of DDR5 and my backup rig (Yes I'm that kind of fucking nerd) has 32 of DDR4.
I'm so fucking lucky I bought this hardware JUST in time.
Is this a sloppified version, exacerbating the reason 32 rams is so scarce right now?
I hope not!
I found it elsewhere myself 🤷🏻
I can take 2 screenshots from this. And make my own edit. Not everything is AI.
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I read this in their voice.
Give me some of that downvote hate too then, I guess. Safari is optimized for the hardware by the people who make both sides of it. With regards to which browser can most performantly handle two tabs at once, Safari’s gotta be up there if not first.
I didn't read past your request for a down vote. I got chu fam.
✊
People forget where chrome actually came from. Except Safari gets all of that before the bullshit.
And we still get the awesome ad blocking extensions
Edit: Apple gets so much hate, but there are probably the biggest corporate contributors to FOSS. macOS is probably the most famous UNIX/BSD distro for the last 25 years.
It’s probably on more computers than System V or NeXTSTEP or Solaris ever was
Shit, macOS IS NeXTSTEP
They accelerate emerging standards like USB 4 and UMA that’s being used by other parties now.
I am no fanboy but I can’t point to hardware or privacy-centric innovations from any other FAANG without Apple’s involvement.
FireWire
Thunderbolt
DisplayPort
Thank you, Apple!
I would compile 2 versions of LibreWolf from source at the same time man
Depending on what you do 16 might be plenty or 32 can be barely enough.
i guess currently you can cash it in for early retirement
I can hear this image
Are we still ok?
I have 32GB of RAM! DDR4, though.
Same! 16, though.
I've got 32 of a fast ddr4 just sitting in a parts pile. Neither machine I currently use can take it.
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