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submitted 1 year ago by RIPandTERROR to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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[-] normanwall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Granted - you are cursed to automatically absorb the happiness from those close to you until they can bear it no longer.

Your life is ended by the person dearest to you so they may have release from their suffering.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Your IQ takes a dramatic drop, unaware of the world you are happy to watch a butterfly float by for the next 30 years as your loved ones are forced to take care of you…

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon

[-] RIPandTERROR 2 points 1 year ago

I'll take it

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You are manically happy - in an asylum, constantly on loads of antidepressants, then die snapping your neck laughing.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not the worst way to go

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