I have this magic blanket my friend made me before she died, idk how she did it but that blanket always is juuuuuust the right level of warmth. It's kept me warm through freezing cold winters in Michigan and cool but covered in its breathable fabric in the heat of many an Arizona summer. I'll never know how that works, but I do know I'll never go anywhere overnight without it.

and yes, it's super soft

Real. Because I have the windows open and sheets off I keep waking up with fresh mosquito bites.

I want to be made warm by the monsters cuddling. Why is this so hard to achieve?

Usually, it is enough to cover part of your body to be safe.
I tend to put one corner over my hips, that's enough to keep monsters from snatching me off my bed.

I'm an "always hot" kind of person. I haven't used a comforter at all since moving into a new place last autumn. A flat sheet is the minimum, and if I need more I add a throw blanket or two. It's not the "traditional" way to make a bed, but it works for me.

Miss Leah low-key revealing that she doesn't have AC.

Introducing sheets.

This is why there are different coolnesses and warmths of blankets. Make sure you buy the correct one for your own needs and preferences.

@emrazz is explaining EXACTLY my problem with summer sleeping!

My perfect sleeping environment is 15-17°C (early 60s in imperial armpit units) with a warm duvet providing maximum comfort.