Your house after your package arrives on time, traveling at over 100 gigameters per second
After a certain point in the day, "same day delivery" is a threat, not a promise.
over 100 gigameters per second
So about warp 1.5
Oops. Good catch. Should have said megameters. Now the whole planet is scorched. My bad.
Your delivery time has been updated to be six days from now.
Maybe.
one of the factors in me quitting Amazon was how many times they pulled this shit on me
like, I'm mid project and need something within the next two days to get this thing done this week. I order, it doesn't show up, and I go check on it - "delivery expected four days from now"
like excuse me, what? it said tomorrow when I ordered it. what the fuck. the only reason I bought from this shitty place is because I can't get it locally quickly. you've changed the one thing that gave you an edge here, and AFTER we agreed on something.
it got to a point where I'd start checking immediately after buying something to see if they pulled this shit right away. sometimes they did. unfortunately I didn't even use Amazon enough to reliably check this though, and when I next ordered something a few months later they'd pull the same shit but I'd have forgotten to check right after ordering so I'd just be stuck waiting for it to show up.
I cancelled my sub as well for this year but, my only experience with this was well I selected "prime day delivery" to get the extra 1% on the card. It told me the following monday which was only like 3 days away so only a day more than if I did normal shipping so im like "oh ok thats fine". It didn't arrive monday and was updated to the monday after. I ended up cancelling the order full stop and got it at a brick and mortar when I was out that wednesday.
It'll ship the next day
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