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A bash script to automatically burn LLM tokens, thus massively increasing your productivity and hireability (github.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Because nothing gets you promoted faster than a six-figure token bill

A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code or Codex tokens on purpose.

Be the most productive engineer on your team 🚀🚀🚀!

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[-] artwork@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Now we're talking! Thank you... heartfelt...

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

standard two panel "this is fine" meme with dog in burning room, first panel no text, second panel with speech bubble saying "this is fine"

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Funny... but please don't do this.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Nah. If your employer is demanding that you use AI and measuring your performance by how much AI you use -- absolutely use this. Leave it running at all times.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Looks like we just found our new executive business manager boys! Tell us more about getting engineers to run this script at work.

[-] Admirable_Bagel_0989@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Finally some productivity

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I wonder if you can get it to auto run if you stick it on a USB and let someone find it...

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026

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