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Baptisms to go, please (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Kiddie pool's easier to move and won't set you back 5 bills

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Well thank God it's Got a handrail

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This guy baptizes.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Well, my plan to ~~drown~~... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

[-] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??

[-] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Those are done in graveyards.

[-] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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