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[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago
[-] restingOface@quokk.au 9 points 4 days ago

That's too many gnome saiyans.

[-] hydriplex@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

What, you takin a gnome census?

[-] restingOface@quokk.au 2 points 3 days ago

One of his best lines. Along with

Aah! It's raining ma'fuckas!

and

It's Scary Busey up in here. Even ghosts and shit be like "We the fuck out, dawg!"

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago
[-] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 days ago
[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

How's old Noah Dyck and his wife Anita Dyck? Has they'd evers invited ya's to a Dyck meat party?

[-] Entertainmeonly 18 points 4 days ago

This Mahfrs right har Nahwataimsyn

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 9 points 4 days ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

WRONG

Only do that after the two weeks is up. Or whatever it is your area, if your area has enforceable labour laws that is.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

You'd do clown costumes for a interview? Have some self-respect!

[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

I want a job in porn. I'm already (un)dressed for it.

[-] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

From Russia with tha love bone

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Me wearing slippers and boxers to the office because I want to work from home.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Witchya candies

this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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