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submitted 1 year ago by abs_mess to c/196

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Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago

closes port 80

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

closes port 53

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

closes port 8096

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Alexa google Metallica

[-] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Alexa: plays Nickelback

[-] ShittyKopper 3 points 1 year ago

da unshare z0ne

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server

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