Remember: If you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't.
I love self checkout! The mega corporation saved money by not hiring people, and I save money by not paying for all of my groceries. Win win
But where else am I supposed to hide all this stuff?
You'll figure it out, Bingus.
Give it to that person. They obviously have a magic bag of holding, pussy.
Magic bag of holding
That’s what they called me back in college!
Perry Farrell would be proud...
At this point it's probably just morally ethical to shoplift from corporate stores anyway, especially food
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