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jeevacation@gmail.com

I'm not really sure what your interest is for this but here's the email I got, I think it was a wrong number though.

FROM: <REDACTED>
TO: <REDACTED>

SUBJECT: Give me back my chicken

Dear <REDACTED>

I have reason to believe you've stolen my chicken.

Evidence includes but is not limited to security camera footage, a distinct footprint, and a handwritten letter containing the message "I'm <REDACTED> and I stole your chicken, haha!" with a picture of you putting my chicken into a designer handbag.

Enough is enough. You've attempted to steal my chicken every day for the past two decades, I don't know what for. But now you've gone and violated your restraining order and done it for real.

Give her back, or I WILL pursue further legal action.

I await your prompt compliance,

• <REDACTED>

what the fuck is e-mail i fired up my web browser to avoid that shit