Granny is spry
I'm not one to judge, but there's a decent chance that Granny is in her 40s.
That granny gets greater every dang ol’ decade.
I also choose his mamaw
Who steals a porch? Seriously, the nerve!
I tried, but the stoop hurt my back.
not accusing anyone of anything, but Ms. Smith down the street has an awful lot of new porches on her house...
She has A Ferrari and two Lamborghini’s in her backyard as well.
She should put her new porces on her porch. Then amazon delivery people would be at a loss for how to do their job.
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most educated people in the USA.
Aw, no. Click on one and they redirect you to the play store for the data collection app.
did you ever hear the tragedy of untrackme ?
No?
Thought it said "She run off with a porch thief". Would've been a very different story...
On the other hand, time traveling delorean shirt.
Yeah, our man here Bubby Wade has done heard it all before.
Not to mention, really rockin' that mullet.
Correct me if I’m mistaken, but I do believe our lil bruh in Christ here invented this haircut. For the record, Bubby’s appearance has remained virtually unchanged since 1986. Everyone knows it’s quite a strange phenomenon. Really weird, that’s for sure, but it’s just easier to try’n ignore it & whatnot.
A country woman can survive
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