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AS SEEN ON TV the DR chipper 375 can only handle perfectly straight manicured lumber.

Seriously the marketing video is offensive: https://youtu.be/8RXEFMmaeWA

He might as well be feeding 2x2s off the rack at home depot.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

At least you know it's never been used to dispose of a body.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago

Unless they got they're bodies off the rack at home depot.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dead body? On the rack at home depot?!

They have it! THEY HAVE IT!

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are you sure? It just looks child sized. ~I’m very, very sorry.~

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[-] DavidP@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have the next model up (400 Pro) so mine will likely accept larger diameter branches. But with that said one needs to learn the machine's limits in terms of both diameter and wetness.

Before I chip up a pile of branches I'll go through with a swede saw and lop off any parts that are too big. That'll let me breeze through the pile without fighting the machine too much. Also cut apart any wide crotches that won't feed through on their own.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

wetness

Uhhhhh.......does your wood chipper always get wet when you stick your wood in its hole?

[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well you need to turn it on first

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

wide crotches

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I would think the point of these machines is to save me the labor of trimming them before hand.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's not how wood chippers work. Not even the ones in the million+ € range.

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I gave up chipping brush. Had the same problem with the Harbor Freight special. Easier to just throw it in a pile and burn it if that's an option.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Or, when local authorities don't allow burning, just throw it in a pile in a back corner of the property ... and let it sit. Over time, the pile grows and grows. But over even more time, it rots and shrinks. And in the meantime, it's animal and insect habitat, lol.

[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

If it's small and you can spread it out (wooded area, on foot paths, etc), it will break down faster. The two inch rule is: if it's not more than 2" thick and not more than 2" off the ground, it should break down in 2 years.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We have forest fires here. Part of the reason I trim is to maintain the fire break around the house. Throwing the tinder into the woods would just make it worse.

[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not the solution for you then.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

My parents had a compost pile. It was big enough that my friends and I would build forts with its components or even make paths through it.

Eventually my mother started noticing snapping turtles around it and we were no longer permitted to do so!

Now, or at least last time I was around that property, you wouldn't know it for anything other than a somewhat odd hill.

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[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you got it for free then at least the value is still high

[-] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 2 weeks ago

The engine is suitable for a go kart

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

So you're saying you're building a go-kart to put the engine into and will update us on your progress right?

[-] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

How many go karts are in an HP?

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If it's as bad as you say you could probably just sit right on top.

[-] davad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it needs new blades?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

It has no feeder of any kind despite the claim of “self feeding”. I checked the blade and set the gap.

[-] davad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure what kind of "feeder" you're expecting, but I have a chipper that looks similar. For mine, the "feeder" is just gravity. If my blades are sharp, it feeds itself nicely. If they're dull or get too much caught in them, it stops feeding itself and needs a shove.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

One sideways twig utterly defeats the gravity “feeder”. Whats the point?

A proper wood chipper has an unstoppable hydraulic toothy roller that drags everything into the maw.

This gravity feed abomination should never exist. It was designed purely for profit.

[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

So buy a big ass professional chipper, even rent one.

This one is a simple one for casual once in a while use. I've used these types. They work but you need patience.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This one doesnt solve a problem for me. It took more work to chip my twigs than it would take to bundle them up for the trash collection.

I’m mad that it exists at all. Plus the mfg outright lies about its capabilities.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The call was coming from inside ~~the house~~ home depot!!!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dirty bich like to get fed

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Did anyone else think the rivets were bullet holes at first?

I gotta get my eyes checked.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago

Better than it deserves. Waste of ammo.

[-] paper_moon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The as-seen-on-tv products sometimes have good ideas but the execution is awful. Cheap materials or bad engineering/quality control, etc...

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Like the Powerglove?

[-] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I modified a similar chipper by widening the feed opening, that helped. Also definitely worth sharpening blade(s)

[-] SaneMartigan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've got a 15hp chipper and need to be wary of my cuts so I can feed it nice branches. I've still got a bunch of "elbows" that wouldn't fit that I've turned into garden borders. It's nice to make mulch where you actually know what's in it and not ground industrial waste or whatever.

[-] TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I had something similar and it was about $500, thing was a piece of junk. Could barely cut a stick with a diameter of around 3 inches despite being rated for 6 inches (no it wasn't from a hardwood tree)

I ended up selling it for $250 and felt bad for the person buying it thinking that it will clean there yard up from the severe weather we had a year ago.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man. That design looks like shit. It seems the prioritized the size and price over anything else. It's so narrow and the feeder seems so small.

For branches up to 3.75", it also doesn't seem to handle anything actually worthwhile. Things that small are going to be relatively easy to manipulate with work. I actually tend to cut them into mini log lengths and store when I'm trying to get my fire pit going. It's nice to have medium/small size tinder at the ready when the fire isn't going enough to catch a proper log.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I need to ask a stupid question. What is the purpose of chipping wood like this?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 12 points 2 weeks ago

To avoid the work of making it ready for trash day.

To make it go away.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I really really apologize for my ignorance here. Why do sticks need to go in the trash?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have you really never trimmed a tree or bush? They just keep growing!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, so, not much, not for a long time, and never on my own property, which I did not own before a year ago. But I feel like I would just put the sticks in the woods, or burn them.

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I am here to back up op, sticks build up quick and mulch/chips can actually be useful

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Mulch! I didn’t think of mulch. Brilliant.

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[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

We have forest fires here. Part of the reason I trim is to maintain the fire break around the house. Throwing the tinder into the woods would just make it worse.

[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

And where I live, we frequently have burn bans due to dry/windy weather. The city will pick them up if piled properly and make mulch that can be bought.

It's easy to end up with too much debris and not enough places to put it if you prune like you should. A little mulcher/chipper would save some space, be easier and quicker to compost...

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