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Guys, am I alpha? (lemmy.world)
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[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 182 points 2 months ago

"crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity." -- anonymous modern day socrates

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 43 points 2 months ago

It takes a true man to be the best girl

And if you are truly the best girl, then having intercourse with dudes is basically mandatory. Gotta be ultra hetro these days.

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like Gigguk

[-] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Couldn't a nonbinary person also do it? Although in that case idk what the difference between crossdressing and regular clothing preferences would be

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

(brings Kris Dreemurr wearing a dress into the room)

Behold, an unmanly crossdresser!

[-] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I love how kris was the first non binary person that came to your mind lol

tbh I'd do that too

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

well, Deltarune has been taking up a lot of [IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE] in my mind recently

[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 133 points 2 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

I think of myself as an Expansion Pack Male.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

"Enh, $20? Might be fun for a few hours."

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Just wanted to note that I'm the big-box type. So, you know...no refunds, if you're disappointed.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Do you bring your own chair to the original package?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And I'm part of the sequel to the gender binary, worst of both worlds! (Still working on the slogan, but you can already get it in early access and we promise to fix all the issues before the full release that will definitely happen any time now)

Something something trans men are the only true "Self Made" Men?

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I prefer when the male 2 qol and stability/bugfix updates get backported to male 1 v2.0, but without changing the story or adding unneeded other features

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 103 points 2 months ago

Real alpha males are secure enough in their masculinity to not be afraid to express their femininity 🫡

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 33 points 2 months ago

They also don't put (alpha male) in their screen names.

[-] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My mind cannot comprehend how grown people can be so incredibly immature. Like... Please. They must have more neurons in their brain than is an acceptable amount to display this behavior.

[-] Karl@literature.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

I think it's satire. There's no way someone could live their entire life caught up in the alpha/beta bs

[-] AzuraTheSpellkissed 2 points 2 months ago

I guess some really don't

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

Some people never mature past high school. Some never get past elementary. I am not sure why, but that is the way of people

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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I still can't work out whether he's top-tier trolling or not

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 months ago

If they are, then they are quite literally top-tier trolling.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Nothing is more manly than fighting all the way back to the gestational moment of gonadal differentiation and rewriting its instructions.

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The alpha male does not tell others that they are alpha. They simply exist as they are.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago
[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 9 points 2 months ago

Growing up, my dad told me not to insult gay people. Just because they can be quite feminine does not make them any less of a biological male that is more than capable of beating me into a bloody pulp.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Can confirm. Watched a queer, middle aged former UCLA linebacker bash the shit-talking cowboy half his age’s face into a patio guardrail. There were teeth left behind as cowboy got drug off unconscious by his homies.

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you're trying the outfit out privately or with your friends, yes, you're alpha.

Beta is when you ask online if it looks good on you.

Full release is when you wear it in public.

[-] maya_the_good_apple@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Indev is when you look in the mirror.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sigma is when you are posting online what an alpha male you are.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah brother, and cute as fuck!

[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

omg you're making me blush, bro.

[-] Catma@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I am convinced this Nick Adams is the greatest method actor/comedian since Kaufman. Like everything he says is just chef's kiss insane. It has to be a bit right?

Right?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

It's actually even WORSE than you think: he's neither completely serious nor completely joking.

He has delusions of self-awareness at best and thinks he's hilarious even though he has no idea what the joke he's making is.

He's qualitatively the Australian version of Steven Crowder.

Which is by far the worst thing I've ever said about an Australian person who ISN'T Tony Abbot.

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I’ve never thought about it that way, but it really does make sense. I think the only time I ever see this guy is screenshots of his crazy tweets.

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[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago

The fact you bought your first skirt and feminine top without giving a damn on what others say is alpha af.

[-] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

The masculine urge to become feminine

[-] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Love this, love you, let's do girl things together

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Ernst-Rohm

Two fisted cross dresser killed by Hitler for being a Socialist.

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

Of course it’s super manly to wear feminine clothes! Why would you let women get to have all the fun clothes?

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Ain't nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think

[-] tgirlschierke 4 points 2 months ago

oh hey golf foursome guy

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