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Ever get the feeling that modern web dev has become… a bit too complex?

Sometimes I catch myself thinking about the “good old days”. When you could just write some code, compile it, and run it without worrying about all the dependencies, the build tools, the client-side rendering, the server-side rendering, the server components, and all the other buzzwords that are thrown around in the web dev world… just code doing its thing.

And honestly, I think that feeling isn’t totally wrong. Maybe we can make things simpler, faster, more straightforward again.

So naturally… I decided to embrace the future by going back to the past: COBOL.

Here’s my (100% serious, definitely not questionable) migration story.

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[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

I completely agree! I left web development a few years ago because I really wasn’t enjoying the newer technologies.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

yes, let's enable people to create the nuke of shooting yourself in the foot by putting AI into the global banking system so that people can vibe code the global economy.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

When you could just write some code, compile it, and run it

Without it segfaulting right?

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Segfault are natural things. If it happens just run rm - rf / and it'll fix it.

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Along with every other technology related problem. 👏Done and done!

[-] red_sock@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 1 points 19 hours ago

given his sense of humor, I'm surprised that the CHAD stack doesn't use Dlang for the back-end

this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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