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Butter kernel one pot oriental chicken

1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup chopped onion
2 tablespoon cornstarch
3 tablespoon soy sauce
2/3 cup chicken broth
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
1 1/2 cups cut=up cooked chicken/turkey
1 can green beans (drained- save liquid)
1 can carrots (save liquid)
1 jar mushrooms (drained)
1 tablespoon diced pimento (optional)
hot cooked rice and/or chow mein noodles

Melt butter in saucepan over medium heat. Cook onion untill tender. Combine cornstarch and soy sauce. Stir cornstarch mixture, chicken broth, 2/3 cup of juice from canned veggies, brown sugar, ground ginger, and garlic powder into saucepan. heat to boiling, stir constantly. boil and stir for a minute. add chicken, drained veggies, and pimento. Heath through. salt pepper to taste. serve with rice.

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[-] vzqq 6 points 1 day ago

Thanks! I was looking for a handout for my CoC game!

[-] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

No pinch of S̷̨̨̡̢̢͚̩͓̪̘̥̗̩̰̘͚̘̗̞̮͕̤̣̗̗̘̠̪͇̠͉͉̫̾͜ͅͅơ̴̧̨̨̢̛͔̣̰̩̺̳͙̪̳̣̅̈̿͂͌́̀̄͊̐̆̍̿́͆̿̃̄̈́͂͂̋̋̀̑̉͌̋̓͆̒̋͊͒̿̾̾̇̿̽̆͗̓̄͘̚̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͝͝ȕ̴̧̨̹͓̩̱̜̝̟̮̺̩̟̮͈̫̬͎̳̗̹͕̱͇̼̞͚̜̹̩̥̺̗̗̘̩͖͕̣̱̗̱͕̹̜̳̥͔̲͇̠̭̳̹̦̹̙͔͍̳̊̃̕͜ͅļ̶͇͔͍̦̗̬͕͇̗̮̣̺̏͂̍̽͊͑̿̈́̓̀̍͗̄̅͆͋̽̿̊̈́̈́͆̌̄̍̉͘͘͜͝͠͝s̷̢̡̨̢̧̨̛͍̲̰͇̲͎̩͇͈̯̥͚̦̬͓̜̳̗̩̦̜̳̱̰̙̱̭͕̤̩̜̮̤̬̟̹̯̟̹̬̦͚̫̖͙͊͐̍̿̅͒̌̀̎̓̿̾̃͂̈̍͠ͅͅͅ ̵̧̡̡̧̡̨̧̛̫̗̻̺̼̹̤̱̲͖̮̤̤̰̠̙̠̠̤̦̭̳̩͙̬̎͂̐̇̈́̇̈́̈́͊̇̊̾̇̉̽̉͒͑́̿̈̑̄̌̇̽̇͂̆͆͐͛͊̈̾̈̓́̉́̔̄͂̿̃̆̈́͑́͑̇̾͂̒̈͑̄̄̋̕͘̕͜͝͠͝ơ̶̧̨̧̡̨̢̼̦̭̗̹̠̣͕͚̜͖̥͈̰̱̱̳̰̙͕̖̍̓́͗́̏̾͒̽́͊̍̆̆̀̒̇͋̊̒̓̇̋̎̔͆͒̇͐̐͑͐͆͌̃͒̆̀̈́̓̐̈́̍͊̈́͒̑̒̄͆̈́̃̓̏̃͊̏͂͂̄̃̃̑̈́̈́̒́͒̋̓̎̚̚̕̕͠͝͝͝ͅf̶̨̨̢̧̧̢̢̨̛̛̛̼̘̹̖̩̙͉̻̮͉͎͓̱͖̣͉̮̼̤̼̤̠̙̟͚̝̼̦̩͙̥̤̪̞̙̲̥̯͇̩̯̺̮̮̰̝̠͖͕̭͉͖̜͓͚̤̯̖͍͇̹̲̮͎͓̘̻͉͈̗̓̃̆́̌̓̂̾̅̇͋̒̓̓̈͂̊̏̋̈́̌͋̈̃͐͐̄̃͒̀̌͐̅̈́͊̆͂̑̏̈́̓̋̈́͂͑̓͂́͋͋͂́͌̓͗̌̋̈́̆͗͛̂͘̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠ͅ ̵̢̨̧̧̤̖͍̰͎͚͙̟̮͍̘̯͙͉̜̘̭̥͈̩̺̳̻͚̙̪͖̻̭͔͍̟͕̤̙̘̮͙̙̘̳̱͇̭̱̥̜̺̝͈̝̺̎̆̋̌̇͌͒̀̽̇͊͝͠ͅͅţ̷̨̡̨̡̢̡̤̗̺̦̗̠͕͍͓̝̯̮̞̠̥̻̪͈̝̙̟͎̬̝̯͈̭̫͕̤̯̱̝̣͎̞̱͕͍̻͖̣̻̰̫͉͕̱̥̠̯̼͚̰̦̝̱̩̪̹̗̺͓͖͈̼̭̹̯͎̼͙̲̠̐̓̒̒̓̃̌̅͗̍̓͗̄̇͗̃͒̽́̈̃̍̚̚̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͝ͅh̵̡̡̨̨̨̨̛̛̝̹̜̦̜͚̗̺̙͙̻̮̺̘̖̺̖̻̭̼̹̯̗̰̲͓̱͕̫̫̫̬̱̯̫̦̙͍̞͓̗̥͔͔̯̹̱̫̹̠̙͚̔̈̋͊̾͛̋̔̒̑̌̎͂̀́̈́̏͐͛̈́͑̽͂̐͐͗̎̃͑̐̍̓́͒͐̾͂̓͑͌̒̍̈͒̒́̑́͒́̆̄̀̽̔͗̎̐̕̚̚͘͠͝͝͠ͅͅe̴̢̡̡̨̢̧̢̡̡̛̛̛͓͍̯̼͕̠̭̺͓̠̝͎̪̣͕̼̦̮̝̰̺̻͔̫̱̬̗̖̗͚̫̱̰͔͉̦̳̮͈͈̯̬͈̰̟͇̫͈̟̱̞̤̹̰̪̪͕̎͋̓͌̈͊̀̈́͆́̔͋͐̓̏̂̎̓͒̾̍͗͌̓͌̓͗̂͆͗̿̊͐̈͊͌̈́̽̏͑̑̎̈̾̐͊́͐̓̇̋̀̔̓͋̽̂̇̓̈́̆̀̎̃̐̄̑̽̿̕̕̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅ ̸̨̡̡̡̨̡̢̨̛̛̛̺͈̞̻̣͔͚͎̹͚̮̣͉̮̝̻̰̦̲̺̣̪̭̼͔̞͈͎̱̤̤͔̠̞͉̤͎͖͍͎͉̱̗̟̮͙͇͚̫̞͙̤̪̤͉̩̲̫̭̟̹̤̠̳̘̬̼̣̗͈̑̆̈́̊̑͗͋͛̆̉̄̈́̌̇̓̌͑͌́͐͛̋̄͒̈́͋͐͋͗̊̒̾́͑͗͆̈́́͒̓̏̎̉́̚̚͘̕͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅḑ̵̡̡̡̡̺̦͖͇̫͖͖͓͕͍̞͕̱̬͍̼͈̳̼̠̪͖̬͚̖̮̹̦̼̬̱̼͕̼̠̳̙̭̪̹̱̺͔̼̼͒̇̌̀͒̑͊̆̀͂̾̋̈́̉͆͑́̊̀͗̇͂̎̚͘͠͠͝ḁ̵̧̡̢̧̨̢̛̛̼̠̫̰̫̱͖̙̜̟͚̥̙̯͖͎̫̙̯͚̻̘͕͓̰̝̲͓̯͓͕̜̟͉̝̘͑̔̈́̐̓̓͐̑̈̂͒̈́̓̽͋͛̍̅̓͛̄̏̀͌̍̄̂̽̋̽͆͐͛̊̃͊̽̀̋̓̆̂̈́͑̓͐͒̉͊́̀͑̏̇̃̄̈̇̏̋̉̇̾́͘͘͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝m̷̨̨̡̢̨̡̛̛̛̥̟̺̹͙̦͔͉̲͖͕͖̫̺̳͇̺̠̲͙̼̙͔̯̟̗̞̞̺͇͚̣̥̪̖͇̺̫̫̬̣͙̦͒̃̿̊́́̎̑͑̐̅̌̍̓̈́̀̀̈́̑̆͒͊̾̃͌̓̂̔̉̇̆̈́̀̀͌̍̓͋̾̈̇̑͆̾̉̾͑͒̉̈̋̒̅̉͂͘̚͘̚̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅǹ̶̢̢̨̨̛̛̛̛̜͎͔̮͔̝̩̣̺̻̘͙͉̠͓͈̱̝͍̻̹̺̜̪̣̦͇͈͈̣̗̼̰͎̙̞̟͔̹̭̬͚͚̺̜̠̦̘͇̜͎͔̝̖̖̻͚̘̥͙͍̖̭̲̦͕͉͉̀̍͗́̊̿̊̓̔̎̀̋̌̍̀̅͗͗̋̕͘̕͝͝ͅͅȩ̸̤̱̰̥̮̳̮̔̔͌̓̽̇͗̅̔̒̋͐́̔̉͛͌̅̿̕͝d̶̢̙͍̩̦̲̲̫͙̘͉̰͎̱̙̘̺̜͙̲͌̓͗̈́͜.

It makes everything better.

Gives it just the right amount of p̷͎̣̭̬̘̘̘̈́͊̔̐͋͑͒̔̚͝ļ̶̼̫̠̣̯̣͎̹͎͐̒͗̄̉̕̕͘͜͝ë̶̝͍̥̰͓̣͔͚̜̘̫̩̮͕̭́͑̚ͅa̷͔̼̰͔̳̙̘͓̻̘͚̬͋͛̾̂̆͛s̴̛̭͖͔̜̖͓͉̺͙͚̯̼͖͓͒̈̎̓͊̽͆͠ǘ̶̮̭̖̉̂̚͜ṟ̶̖̀͋̾͗͐́̍̈͒̍̎̇͛̃̅͋͝e̸̟̓̆͒̓͊͐̌͐̎̀̎͐̓̍̔ ̸̡̠̱̙̰̯̗̼̺̲̙̓̍̆̿͂̾͋̽̆̓͛̀̀̔b̶̨̢̡̳̹̣̥̙̞̟̮͎̹̔̍͛̚ͅȩ̶̬̱̣͖͉͖͍̠̗̟͇̦̞̀͋̔͌͒͛̋͠͝ͅẙ̸̩̤̥̩̪͆̽̽̓̀̓̀̂̃͌͊͐̓̆̐̀ò̸̼̤̘̱̩͇̬̱̳̐̆͗͋̔͊̒̋̃͛͘̕͘ṅ̵̢̳͇̞̭̘̭̉͠d̸̨̨̨͓̗̙̦̦̰͎͎̹̘̥͛͒̋̆̑̍͑͠ ̵̥̗͖̦̦̻̤̥͙̬͛͑̃͐͒̑c̴̨̨̲̦̜̠͍͖̞̜͉͚̹̲̓̈́̒̽̒̓͐́́͠o̶̻̫̫̪̠͚͗͌̂̀̅͂̒̂̈́̀̍̾̕̚͝͝ͅm̴̑͂͛͒̓͘͠ͅp̴̢̧̨̨̛̖̯̣̺̗̺̤͈̤̮̙̠̓̽͂̏̍́̊́̆̚͠ṙ̶̛͚̪̱̠̼̺̗̦̲̙̻̟̺̈́̃̌̈́́̈́͂̓͗̚ͅȩ̵̰̮͔̠̟̬̤̟͇͓̦̖͇̘̼͕͗͐̐̎̀͂͒̅̋͌̄͗͐̈́̆̊͘ḩ̷̢̯̫̝̰̮̹̙̜̜̟͍͖̪͖̜̇͆͆͂͝͝ȩ̶̡̙̪̰̳̗̥̩͖̓̀͆̿͛̋͌̊̓͋͊̈́̈́ņ̶̛̖̖̬͈̘̱̼͈̭̭͐̔̃͐̓̆̿̄̈̽ͅs̶̡̧̭̫̮̫̳̠̟̺̤̺̯̜͇̯̗̋i̴̜̺̯͙̝̻̽͗̐õ̸̢̘͖͍̙̹̹̜̗̭͎̠͇͍̜̖̇͛̀̕ͅņ̶͔̟̰̲̞̦̜͉̯̥́ͅ.̶͇͎̮̫̯̩͈̇̉̿̐̄͊̓̓̑̊͆̽̚̕̕͠ͅͅ

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

"Did you get the words right this time?"

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