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[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 74 points 1 month ago

People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

[-] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.

[-] its_kim_love 3 points 1 month ago

A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!

Or did you mean African?

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 74 points 1 month ago

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

Source: former wedding DJ

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago
[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

FINISH HIM!!!

[-] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

A good DJ know when to drop the beat.

[-] StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

i desperately need to know the rest of the story

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