It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!

What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)

Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this

I’ll apologize later

"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.

“This will be either badass or really stupid.”

Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker

Oh, the first month is 90% off

"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short

It'll be fine.

Just one more

Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!

Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?

"Whatever happens, happens"

"It is what it is"

In for a penny....

"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

“I’ll be careful.”

A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.

"No risk - no fun"

I'll do that later

Let's do this like Judas

TLDR

Fuck it wie ball

Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii